Today I was thinking so very hard on the train that I almost spilled my coffee over the person next to me. I think I just went so deep into thought that I lost motor control, looked down and I was this close to just pouring it onto their lap. They were giving me a …
See, my Dad LOVES Christmas, everything about it, from Santa to the elves and everything in between. One time my sister and I thought it’d be fun to replace the words to ‘Angels We Have Heard on High’ with ones of our own creation: ‘Angles we have seen on high, 3.14 equals Pi’. Dad became …
There’s one thing that makes the work day go faster, and that’s Christmas music. Not trashy stuff you hear in shopping centres, though. I mean choirs singing in a cathedral, or kids from some prestigious academy. That’s the only thing that really make the hours tick by at this stage, because it’s way too close …
But there’s another big problem, and that’s that it’s Christmas, and that is a time for very large meals. I only have one option, and that’s to eat less. HA. A little Christmas humour. No, I’m buying a portable oxygen chamber. Melbourne seems to be at the forefront of this small medical miracle. In short, I …
