Weird Video

How do I break up with my girlfriend? Seriously, I need help. We’ve only been dating for three months and I thought things were pretty casual. Yesterday was our quarterly-year anniversary, which I didn’t even know was a thing, and she got me a gift. I thought this was weird to begin with and then …

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League of Designers

Today, the League of International Bathroom Designers gathered together for their five hundredth annual secret meeting. Unbeknownst to the common person, the League is comprised of some of the most powerful people in the world. While certain silly people like to discuss powerful—fictional—groups such as the Cultists of the Triangle Eye or the Costly Masons, …

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Wooden Cottage

Don’t you hate it when logistics and practicalities get in the way. For example, I just want to run away and build myself a small wooden cottage in the middle of nowhere. But instead, I have a family to look after, a mortgage to pay and a job I have to go to. It’s one …

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William’s Truth

I don’t know what I was expecting from a mechanic in Toowoomba, but it certainly wasn’t that. After days of driving, I’m just about ready to be done with this quest that my father has sent me on. Apparently, it was too much to ask for one of these workshops to be simple, without giving …

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The Slide Is High

Allow me to introduce myself. The name’s Bill Kettle, and I’m in the slippery dip business. I’ve designed and constructed slippery dips for just about every application you can think of: public playgrounds, water parks, novelty office spaces and even houses. Yes, houses have slippery dips now, and it’s all thanks to people like me …

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Premier’s Debate

Welcome one and all to the first electoral debate between Premier Norris and Dr Dark McBane. This will be an epic battle to convince the people of Victoria that they deserve to be in charge of the state. Of course, due to reasons, this debate must be held entirely online. I’m your host, Chuck Fiddlesticks, …

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Seeing red

You know that moment when you’re just on the precipice of falling asleep, when you’re so close you can almost taste it, and then suddenly, with your eyes snapping open in anger, you’re completely awake? Not only are you awake in that instance, but you’re also so mad that, even in the darkness of your …

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The Red Lights

Schlock Homes and I, John Whatson, made our way toward the dark room with the red lights, which a mysterious note told me to follow. Where they would lead, I had no idea. Hopefully, however, they would provide a clue about the missing conveyancers we had been tasked with finding. When we entered the room, …

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