In the dazzling Grand Solar Ballroom, a room where even the chandeliers were now powered by photovoltaic cells, Melbourne’s elite gathered for an event that would go down in history: The Solar Bachelor Auction. Against the backdrop of a massive LED screen displaying charts, graphs, and fluctuating solar efficiency readings, stood the lineup of Melbourne’s …
In the sprawling narrative of Melbourne’s resistance against the oppressive grip of Donald’s empire, a transformative chapter was unfolding. A city, once held captive by the monopolistic whims of a single man, began to breathe again. And leading this breath of fresh air was a dedicated team of buyer’s advocates Melbourne residents could trust. Streets …
Draped in shades of lavender, indigo, and plum, the Purple Rose World is an enchanting tapestry of dreamlike wonder. Here, the twilight skies seem to merge with the land, creating a serene yet mysterious ambience. The flora of this realm is a mix of fantastical and familiar, with expansive fields where Australia’s native plants thrive …
Things have been tough at home for the last six months. To tell you the truth, things have been tough for a lot longer than that, but these six months have definitely been the hardest. To give you some background, my wife’s sister lives with us. She …
I first realised that my vision wasn’t as good as it used to be last month when I went and saw my first live gig in almost two years. Before the unfortunate worldwide thing that happened, I used to see live music every other weekend. I didn’t even care if I knew the band, I …
Do you ever look back at some of the decisions you’ve made in the past and wonder what the heck you were thinking?! It’s like every year I become a completely different person, with different tastes in people, fashion and interests. Last year, for example, I was really into the colour purple. Everything I wore …
I only have two more letters from my mum to open. One on the day that my first child is born, which if everything goes to plan should hopefully be tomorrow. And one on the day my firstborn is old enough to get their ears pierced. I’m nervous to open your letter tomorrow. I feel …
How do I break up with my girlfriend? Seriously, I need help. We’ve only been dating for three months and I thought things were pretty casual. Yesterday was our quarterly-year anniversary, which I didn’t even know was a thing, and she got me a gift. I thought this was weird to begin with and then …
Today, the League of International Bathroom Designers gathered together for their five hundredth annual secret meeting. Unbeknownst to the common person, the League is comprised of some of the most powerful people in the world. While certain silly people like to discuss powerful—fictional—groups such as the Cultists of the Triangle Eye or the Costly Masons, …
Don’t you hate it when logistics and practicalities get in the way. For example, I just want to run away and build myself a small wooden cottage in the middle of nowhere. But instead, I have a family to look after, a mortgage to pay and a job I have to go to. It’s one …
