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Modern but New

What’s something really modern, but it also might have existed in ancient times? Like, in ancient Rome, where they had vending machines and steam power, maybe. I really need to come up with something for my essay that I didn’t know I was getting. All of a sudden our professor has decided that empires have …

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Decor Daydreams

You know when your house feels too clean? Okay, maybe you don’t. The few people I’ve expressed this to didn’t seem to relate to my problem at all. I guess I mean ‘clean’ in a stylistic sense, rather than a literal state of not being dirty. Basically, my pad is not grunge enough for my …

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Carrie’s Boat Guy

Carrie just needs to NOT. Like, she just needs to not even, because at this moment like I can’t even, and if I can’t even, then Carrie needs to…like, I don’t even know. Everyone knows that Carrie’s parents are super not rich, like, not poor, but not rich. They drive her to school in a …

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Ho-Hum Hair

School goes back in a few weeks, and I cannot be rocking up with the same hairstyle I had last year. Mum’s being so annoying about it, though – I swear she thinks she’s the only person in the world who understands fashion. She thinks she’s so cutting edge because she rejects trends, but it …

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The Cool Bride

I have always dreamed of getting married in Canberra. I spent the summers of my youth playing along the wonderful beaches, on and off Dad’s yacht and begging for one more ice cream from my favourite little beachside vendor. Life in the city always seemed so fast and stressful compared to the dreamscape of Canberra. …

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View to Renovations

Talk about a loo with a view. My bathroom window is really something else, and I do my best to avoid taking it for granted. Each day, I make sure to take in the vista and remind myself that everyone has such an outlook from their porcelain throne. In the course of doing this, however, …

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My Own Cruiser

Today I was thinking so very hard on the train that I almost spilled my coffee over the person next to me. I think I just went so deep into thought that I lost motor control, looked down and I was this close to just pouring it onto their lap. They were giving me a …

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Finally Reunited

See, my Dad LOVES Christmas, everything about it, from Santa to the elves and everything in between. One time my sister and I thought it’d be fun to replace the words to ‘Angels We Have Heard on High’ with ones of our own creation: ‘Angles we have seen on high, 3.14 equals Pi’. Dad became …

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Need New Salon

Like, for real, Vicki is the-actual-worst. You actually have no idea, and she has no idea, and it’s just like a sad little circle where everyone needs to look at themselves in the mirror, for once. But like, if Vicki ever look at herself in the mirror she’d probably turn to stone, so yeah…maybe skip …

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